TARZAN UNCHAINED!!! by Dave Goode |
It's a funny thing. I know Mike Henry only made three Tarzan movies.
TARZAN AND THE VALLEY OF GOLD ( 1966 ) , TARZAN AND THE GREAT RIVER
(1967 ) and TARZAN AND THE JUNGLE BOY ( 1968 ). But in my mind it seems
like he made four. It doesn't matter how many
times I look it up and see he made only these three. I still think he
made four. If there had been fourth Tarzan movie starring Henry I would
have liked to have seen it feature one or two characters from the Edgar
Rice Burroughs' books. Specifically Jane and
La of Opar. I'd also liked to have seen the untamed ape - man of
Burroughs.
Henry, the former NFL linebacker, comes close to matching the
primal ferocity of Tarzan in his fights with Rafer Johnson in TARZAN AND
THE GREAT RIVER and TARZAN AND THE JUNGLE BOY. And the climatic battle
between his Tarzan and the cyclopean martial
arts master played by Don Megowan in TARZAN AND THE VALLEY OF GOLD is
another standout. In that one he break's his opponent's neck with a full-nelson. Tarzan's signature wrestling hold. But if you really want to
see Henry cut loose check him out in THE GREEN
BERETS (1968).
Okay we have Mike Henry cast as Tarzan again. But who to cast as
Tarzan's mate Jane and La? Well for Jane I'd go with either Barbara
Bouchet or Celeste Yarnall. And for La , the high priestess of the lost
city of Opar, Hammer scream queen Martine Beswick.
Woody Strode should have played Muviro, hereditary chief of the Waziri, and Tarzan's close friend.
ReplyDeleteThat's who he'd be playing here.
ReplyDeleteSwell Faux Film! Primal ferocity--well put. Missed opportunity in TARZAN'S FIGHT FOR LIFE not having Woody Strode and Gordon Scott fight to the finish, though a few online (publicity?) stills hint at action missing from the movie.
ReplyDeleteWould have been epic.
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