I was about twelve or so when I discovered "men's sweat mags". The
attraction was immediate and obvious. Colorful covers with
steely-eyed,square-jawed American servicemen rescuing lingerie-clad
women from the hordes of Hitler and Hirohito. Or maybe an American G.I.
stripped to the waist and threatened with torture by some SS She-Wolf.
Then there were the jungle-themed covers. Rugged safari guides
protecting blondes in torn blouses from savage tribesmen or untamed
animals. This was wonderfully parodied by Frank Frazetta on a National
Lampoon cover. Even better were the occasional covers that had intrepid
explorers captured by a tribe of Amazons , stripped to the waist and
again threatened with torture. Or better yet...a "fate worse than
death".
Of course the model used for many of these heroic he-men was Steve
Holland. A little while back I began imagining a parallel world where
Steve Holland became a huge star in B-Movies based on the stories found
in the pages of men's sweat mags. Movies like the Ilsa flicks starring
Dyanne Thorne. But with less nudity and sex. Or like the Johnny
Weissmuller Jungle Jim movies with a bit of implied nudity and sex.
Flicks with titles like " Escape From The Torture Chamber of the SS
She-Wolf ". Or "I Was The Love Slave of the Panther Women of Cozi-Cozi
Island ".Talking about this with buddy Vance Capley we had the idea to
give you some idea what that parallel world might look like with a few
faux movie posters and lobby card.
Gosh darn! Wish I could just pull out the DVDs and watch these.
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